Ted Nugent: Little Miss Dangerous (Atlantic)
Richard Riegel, Creem, July 1986
ONE DOESN'T usually associate the terms "pedestrian" and "boring" with an ignoble savage who poses for liner photos with particles of small-quadruped flesh stuck between his teeth, but after another listen to Ted Nugent's Little Miss Dangerous, I've got to do my duty. What's worse is that I bet Terrible Ted knows deep in his ranch-furred soul that this record is pedestrian and boring, but thinks he's gotta go along with this "updating" of his rock sound, to keep pace with his **trendy** guest appearance on Miami Vice recently.
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