The Beastie Boys: Don't Be A Faggot
Paul Sexton, Record Mirror, 1 February 1986
Why anyone should want to be a small meatball in gravy we don't know, but this is (supposedly) the title of the Beastie Boys' forthcoming album. Only to be expected from a bunch who say they make "basically fairly sexist drunk records."
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