The Dame and The Runt: A Tale of Two Chameleons

A COUPLE OF pensioners have been popping in for sleepovers lately, fitter than fiddles and bouncing with frankly disgraceful enthusiasm. Judging by their latest recorded deeds, The Next Day and State, Ms Creative Muse is still choosing their clothes, stirring their juices and guiding their knob-twiddling, but while the need to keep proving themselves is utterly admirable, it is of course thoroughly ludicrous.