The Melvins: Gods of Thunder!
Steffan Chirazi, Kerrang!, 8 January 1994
They're buddies of Kiss' Gene Simmons, and Kurt Cobain! They're fans of Venom and Judas Priest! And they rock hard! They are MELVINS! STEFFAN CHIRAZI worships the new Metal Gods!
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