The Mike Flowers Pops: A Groovy Place (London 10 tks/35 mins)
Caitlin Moran, Melody Maker, 22 June 1996
MY INSIDER from the world of 'ardkore E-Z Listening informs me that Mike Flowers is "faux", but pleasant enough if you're whammed off your tits on Martini. Conversely, the Custodians of Cool here at The Maker would willingly string Flowers up by his ankles from any nearby lamp-post, and butcher him in much the same way Halal butchers despatch meat.
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