The Osmonds: Our Man in Lost Wages
Andrew Tyler, New Musical Express, 17 August 1974
The man to the right of this announcement is ANDREW TYLER: He's a hippie. And he's on the loose in YOUR neighbourhood. Parents, protect your kids from contracting Terminal Journalism by keeping this article out of their hands. For Tyler is not only a Rock Critic (Retd.) — he's also...
...OUR MAN IN LOST WAGES
P.S. 'Lost Wages' is actually Las Vegas.
P.P.S. This article's actually about THE OSMONDS
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