The Ramones: Ain’t No Stoppin’ The Cretins From Boppin’!
Barney Hoskyns, Mat Snow, New Musical Express, 16 February 1985
ONE! Joey...TWO! Dee Dee... FREE! Mat... FOUR! Barney... THE RAMONES revisited in a teenage tag-match ‘tween two of the scuzziest pairs of sneakers in the biz — Snow, Hoskyns and Noo Yawk’s finest show just who’s too tough to die!
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