The Rolling Stones: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Interesting Old Farts
Adrian Deevoy, Q, August 1994
Mike likes mincing about with the aristocracy. Keith likes taking drugs in his coffin. Mick likes fast songs. Keith likes the slow ones. Mick enjoys jungle techno. Keith doesn't. It's a wonder they've never hit each other. "We've got other ways to fuck each other up," they tell Adrian Deevoy.
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