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The trouble with Zoot Money is that he can't get his hands on any

Maureen Cleave, The Evening Standard, 13 November 1965

ZOOT MONEY is the son of Oscar Money. Mr. Oscar Money is half Italian and works as a wine waiter in Bournemouth. "He speaks very broken English," Zoot said. Mrs. Money is fully Italian. "She speaks very broken English," Zoot said "It's a toss up which of them speaks the most broken English. My parents have come to the conclusion that I have grown beyond their control but we have a good relationship."

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