Tiffany: Trouble At T'mall
Steven Wells, New Musical Express, 6 August 1988
Thrill to the Ultimate Confrontation as Teen Queen TIFFANY kills The Acne Ridden Rotter of T'Pennines STEVEN WELLS. Watch in horror as Swells is eaten alive by The Tifler Youth in Salt Lake City, Utah. And then rest in the knowledge that there'll be no more breakfast at Seething's.
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