Tool: Avalon, Boston
Ted Drozdowski, Rolling Stone, 7 April 1994
MAYNARD JAMES Keenan, singer for Los Angeles' Tool, teetered like a crippled vulture and pecked a ticket stub off of the stage. "Twelve dollars and fifty cents," he snorted. "I wouldn't pay that to go to my own mother's funeral."
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