UFO: The Only Way To Travel
Garry Bushell, Sounds, 28 June 1980
THUNDER SPREADS across the weathered visage of Selecter's dumpling coach driver Tennessee Roman Reynolds. He thumps the breakfast table like he's an SPG man working out on a demonstrator's skull, sending half-eaten tubs of jam scurrying floorwards.
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