What Has Happened To Salt'n'Pepa?
William Shaw, Smash Hits, 16 May 1990
★ ONCE THEY WERE A GIRLIE RAPPING TRIO WHO STOLE THE SHOW AT THE SMASH HITS POLL WINNERS PARTY.
★ Then they disappeared off the face of the earth.
★ BUT NOW THEY'RE BACK! AND HAVING BABIES! AND OPENING BEAUTY PARLOURS!
★ And advising William Shaw how to get rid of his spots...
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