Zoot Money: How Zoot & Paul Cure a Cold the Easy Way...
David Griffiths, Record Mirror, 25 December 1965
WHAT A GHASTLY spectacle! Two broken-down men, their bodies racked with pain, their brains addled with hangovers, staggered into the bar pleading for preferential treatment. They needed their medicine (doubles, of course) fast. Terrible. I stared, embarrassed, into my drink and resolved to cut down lest I finish up like those two wretched old men.
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