DMX: Sample My Pit Bull
Eric Weisbard, The Village Voice, 10 January 2000
What follows is extraneous: outtakes and stray threads from my DMX feature in the new GQ. The dictates of celebrity profiles — establishing scene, nut graph, restatement of well-known details — often forbid space for loose factoids, minor characters, and critical rambling. You know, the fun stuff. I wondered what it'd read like, shorn of all support.
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