A Day At The Seaside With Blur!
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 7 August 1991
★ One of them bought a singing "hose"!
★ One of them was sick on a Knickerbocker "glory"!
★ One of them turned into a Jungle Man!
★ One of them was called Dave and fell asleep!
★ SYLVIA PATTERSON braces herself for...
A day at the seaside with Blur!
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