Bryan Adams: Tiiiiimmberrr! It's The Singing Lumberjack!
Siân Pattenden, Smash Hits, 16 October 1991
★ He spends hours talking to trees!
★ He wears a checked shirt with the sleeves cut off!
★ He goes hiking up the Rockies!
★ And he's broken the record for being at No.1 with that song longer than anyone else ever. SIÂN PATTENDEN's got her Mountie uniform on...
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