David Bowie: Aladdin Sane (RCA)
Kim Fowley, Phonograph Record, June 1973
DAVID BOWIE is not a gay act. David Bowie can't dance. David Bowie has no sense of humor. David Bowie cannot write constantly familiar songs. David Bowie cannot rock 'n' roll as well as John Fogerty or Doug Sahm.
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