Diana Ross: A Living Legend Speaks!
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 1 July 1987
She's been dazzlingly famous for over twenty years, she natters to Michael Jackson on the phone all the time, she's unbelievably rich and at 43 she's hardly got a wrinkle — yet she says that happiness is doing the washing up and going for picnics with her mountain-climbing husband. "Do you think people will be disappointed that I'm normal?" she wonders. Sylvia Patterson suspects not...
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