Tom Hibbert, Smash Hits, January 1985
"The Portly Pilot Of Pop", they called him. "The Clown Prince Of Glam", they called him. "A Frightmare In Lurex", "Marlene Dietrich Gone Wrong", "A Mincing Maniac" and lots of other things besides. And still he came back for more. So did Tom Hibbert.
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