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Grumpy Old DJs

Bill Brewster, Mixmag, 2006

IS IT STILL financially viable to employ a butler to carry one's record valise? Why can't you get wooden slipmats any more? Is 45rpm a dangerously fast speed for a record? Are bouncers getting younger (and prettier)? Why is there a woman's shoe on top of every bus shelter? What happened to white dog poo? Are DJs grumpy old sods?

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