He's... Bobby Brown
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 14 June 1989
• He wibbles and wobbles because he's the new Michael Jackson!
• He's got a bullet-hole in his knee because he's a "kid" from the "street"!
• He's got a king-size bed in his tour bus because that's the kinda guy he is!
• He made a bed of roses for his "lady" because he's a big girl's blouse!
He's... Bobby Brown
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