Iron Maiden: Iron Maiden (EMI EMC 3330)****½
Geoff Barton, Sounds, 5 April 1980
ULP — I can hear them now, sickening snaps echoing throughout the land as HM fans suddenly stop in mid headshake. Ugh, yeah — I can just picture it, once flailing manes of hair lying lank, sweaty and still, tongues lolling out of the corners of mouths, heads hanging helplessly to one side and the Iron Maiden debut album playing relentlessly on...
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