Lisa Marie Presley
Adrian Deevoy, GQ, January 2004
ELVIS NEVER came to England. He touched down at a Scottish airfield in 1960 but not once did the King set foot in the green and pleasant land. Ask his daughter Lisa Marie if she finds this funny and she gives a characteristically guarded response. "What?" she sneers, "funny as in some kind of joke?"
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