LL Cool J, Faith Evans: Grant Park, Chicago
Mark Pringle, Rock's Backpages, July 2005
NOW WE KNOW why the Ladies Love Cool James: its not for his remarkably buff 40-something body (though they do love that); not even for his big baby-brown eyes (though they do love those). No, its for the width, the length, the sheer girth... of his tongue.
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