Lou Gramm: A Jaunt to Dimension Solo
Chuck Eddy, Creem, August 1987
BEST WAY to kick this off is to can the corny suspense and letcha in on what the man told me, which I'm sure as shaving cream is what yer dyin' to know: Foreigner is no more, kaput, zilch, a thing of the past, at least as far as Lou Gramm is concerned. Sweet Lou's been beating around the bush on an airwave or two, diplomatically likening the Foreigner fission to a trial separation that could be patched up in no time.
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