Mötley Crüe: Clean Up Crüe
Sylvie Simmons, Sounds, 21 July 1984
IN THE perfect world all men look like this. Art-wrecko cherubs squeezed into dead black cow, statuesque as mannequins in Fredericks of Hollywood's fetish department, their heels stilettoed, their crotches studded, their chests fishnetted, their eyes lined, and topping the lot like a glace cherry on a gateau the most unacceptably glorious dyed shag-dos this side of the early '70s.
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