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Natural Born Triller: Juliette Lewis

Jenny Valentish, Frankie, May 2005

THE BACON BROTHERS were critically acclaimed in the Kevin Bacon household, we hear. Bruce Willis and the Accelerators went down a storm at the private Hollywood parties he threw. Keanu's Dogstar strained to be seen as serious contenders amid enthusiastic hails of bottles. And Russell... well, Russell defied us to like 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts. But did any of them ever execute a perfect backbend, launch into air-splits and then dive into the audience? In spandex?

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