Chris Charlesworth, Melody Maker, 13 October 1973
"I'M TELLING ye mon, there was this bird in 'ere and she can't 'ave been more than fifteen mon, and she's telling me she's wearing Jimmy Page's personal tee-shirt, Robert Plant's belt and someone else's hat. I nearly gave her my old toothbrush. I dinna knaw what it's all aboot at all mon."
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