Six Articles In Search Of Leaving Trains
Danny (Shredder) Weizmann, LA Weekly, 24 February 1984
CHUGGACCHUGGACHUGGA CHOOCHOO: Y' know, this rock & roll critic stuff is not nearly what I bargained for. Here I am with about five, maybe six directions to go with the Leaving Trains and it's all so confusing and I forgot to take out the garbage and, and, boohoo ... pass the Valium, dude.
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