The Osmonds: The Osmonds' Greatest Hits
Mick Farren, New Musical Express, 28 January 1978
I HAVE this theory that they're a totally separate (and probably hostile) species. They breed and multiply in hidden canyons of the American South West. Every decade or so they send out a few of their number to daze and confuse the more gullible of us humans.
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