Steven Wells
Steven Wells, aka Swells, aka Seething Wells, aka Susan Williams, aka aka aka, was one of the truly great comedians working in rock prose - a sit-down comic if ever there was one. He wrote for NME, Philadelphia Weekly and other rags, and appeared frequently on the telly. Swells died in his adopted Philadelphia in June 2009.
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List of articles in the library by artist
Anthrax, Public Enemy: Anthrax and Chuck D: Noise From The Black Stuff
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, June 1991
Five years after Run DMC's groundbreaking rap reworking of Aerosmith's 'Walk This Way', rock is finally repaying the compliment with ANTHRAX'S astonishing take on Public ...
Apache Indian: Big Bhangra Theory
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, January 1993
He's been called the voice of Asian youth, the pop Gandhi and a politician but, according to APACHE INDIAN, his music just reflects the sound ...
Ash: Turn Up, Check In, Rock Out!
Report by Steven Wells, Vox, December 1995
These days, most teenagers leave school and sign on. But not ASH – they play loud punk rock, trash hotels and party till they puke. ...
Bad Boys Inc: Naughty By Nurture
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, July 1993
It's easy to be cynical about 'manufactured' Pop Stars, how it's all so easy for talentless young upstarts to get fame and fortune beyond their ...
Buju Banton: Young Slack Teenager
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, August 1993
Two years ago, BUJU BANTON caused a furore with his single 'Boom Bye Bye', advocating the killing of homosexuals, a controversy further fuelled when his ...
Beastie Boys, The: The Beastie Boys: Rap Around The Cock
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, January 1987
THE BEASTIE BOYS take a long, slow ride into the sewers of their minds, accompanied by a fascinated hack, one STEVEN WELLS. They do it ...
Johnny Cash: Old, Gifted And Black
Report and Interview by Steven Wells, NME, April 1991
A C&W star for longer than most people have been alive, you'd expect JOHNNY CASH to be a down home, redneck good ol'boy. Hell no! ...
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, February 1998
Mulder & Scully. Horses' heads in people's beds. Selfish genes. Blimey what are those crazy cats CATATONIA singing about? Well, don't bother asking the band. ...
Chemical Brothers, The: The Chemical Brothers: Octagon Theatre, Sheffield
Live Review by Steven Wells, NME, December 1997
THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS: A couple of girly-haired posho Oxbridge medieval language student chancers who claim that their 'big beat' mobile disco can knock any rock ...
Phil Collins: Ugly Bald Bastard Speaks (to Phil Collins)
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, March 1990
• He leaves the toilet seat up! He does stuff in the privacy of his own house! He's worth 22 million! He's not a rich ...
Cowboy Junkies: Steers Beers and Pointy Ears
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, March 1992
Q: Who killed John Wayne?A: Burt Lungcancer. Cowboy drug joke, trad. ...
Cult, The: The Cult: Bill and Ian's Excellent Adventure
Report and Interview by Steven Wells, NME, February 1992
Free-wheelin' through the Deep South, peddling their Bible Of Dangerous Rawk to innocent kids and getting chased by magnum-toting sheriffs...Yeah, THE CULT are still up ...
Daisy Chainsaw: Drivin' Miss Daisy
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, January 1992
In less than eight years, Daisy Chainsaw will be crushed to death by a giant rock from outer space. So shut up! Listen! We haven't ...
Eels: The Freak Shall Inherit The Earth
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, March 1997
The EELS are the band currently treating Britain to the joys of geek power with their hit single, 'Novocaine For The Soul'. And leading their ...
Fields Of The Nephilim: The Marquee, London
Live Review by Steven Wells, NME, January 1988
NEPHI-PHLEGM ...
Flux of Pink Indians, Chumbawamba, Crass, Poison Girls: Veg Wedge
Overview by Steven Wells, NME, May 1987
With Crass, Poison Girls and Flux in either retirement or a state of change, and Conflict in trouble, the anarcho-punk movement is in tatters. STEVEN ...
Report by Steven Wells, NME, July 1995
The last time FUN-DA-MENTAL took a journalist to Pakistan, the writer came home a jibbering wreck and the band split. A return trip anyone? Bribes/blackmail/strict ...
Interview by Steven Wells, Vox, April 1996
SAN FRANCISCO: Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas is being projected onto the fire curtain while the stage is being prepared for Garbage. The soundless ...
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, March 1998
Take some scary spiders, a few mad mutts, a sound akin to the Pet Shop Boys on downers and, er, eye of Shirley Manson, and ...
Special Feature by Steven Wells, NME, March 1993
You've seen HUGGY BEAR smash up mainstream complacency on The Word, you've been baffled by a load of biased ranting on some kind of new ...
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, July 1989
THERE IS a sound where pop meets chaos and rides its fury and when I heard it I fall in love... ...
Marilyn Manson: The Afterlife Of Brian
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, August 1992
You may think that MARILYN MANSON (or Brian to his mum) is just a spooky goth who smokes human bones and sings about scabby angels ...
N.W.A.: Niggers With Attitude: Straight Outta Compton (4th And Broadway LP/Cassette/CD)
Review by Steven Wells, NME, September 1989
PAINT IT BLACK ...
Offspring: The Offspring: Spawn To Be Wild
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, February 1997
• Californian punk rockers THE OFFSPRING are hated by the American 'underground'. Why? Well, they love 70s disco, one of them is saving for his ...
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, September 1991
Techno-slaphead alert! Bow-tie-wearing aliens with enormo-ears from planet Proper Dance Music are writhing in our cornfields and masquerading as ORBITAL. Beam me up, Rotty, screams ...
Ozzy Osbourne: Big Oz I Love You
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, May 1989
Why does MR OSBOURNE bite the heads off small animals? Ozzy can. Get it? Is Oz a fat geriatric bastard who'd be better off playing ...
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, March 1992
PROBLEM: A man knocks on the door of a Manchester hotel room and hands me a note which says: "Band been held up at knife-point. ...
Pink: Go Ahead Pink, Make Our Day!
Comment by Steven Wells, NME, May 2002
Be afraid Britney, Gwen and Kylie: there's only one candidate to be the new Madonna ...
Pop Will Eat Itself, Public Enemy: Pop Will Eat Itself (and Public Enemy): Scrapping With Rap
Report and Interview by Steven Wells, NME, October 1988
AS DEF JAM'S happy rap panto rolls through Europe, Pop Will Eat Itself and Public Enemy are getting on fine. Unfortunately the hordes of Belgian ...
Professor Griff: 100 Per Cent Prof.
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, March 1990
Accused of anti-Semitism, dissing the President, condoning Idi Amin and generally being a bit of a foam-flecked Rottweiler, Public Enemy's Minister Of Information PROFESSOR GRIFF ...
Queen, Metallica: Metallica: Het's Induction Hour
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, May 1992
JAMES HETFIELD likes weapons, Queen, women who aren't brain-surgeons, hates rap and looking like Lemmy, doesn't know all the words to 'Bohemian Rhapsody' but feels ...
Radiohead, Phil Spector: Steven Wells On Rock Snobs
Column by Steven Wells, playlouder.com, August 2003
The The Stages Of Pop-Man ...
Rage Against the Machine: Rage Against The Machine: Livid In The Material World
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, February 1993
From Comershop to Consolidated, politics is most emphatically back on the pop agenda. And throwing up the high-wire act between semtex and spandex to beat ...
Live Review by Steven Wells, NME, May 1994
SHIRT UP AND DANCE ...
Red Hot Chili Peppers, The: Red Hot Chili Peppers: See You Later Ejaculator
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, March 1992
THINK OF one word to sum up the Red Hot Chili Peppers. COME ON! COME ON! Sex, right? Right. ...
Kid Rock: At Last! Could Kid Rock Be The Saviour Of Rock? Oops. Sorry.
Report and Interview by Steven Wells, NME, October 1999
"HEY, SCATLAND! R U ready for some medal!? How many of you guyz are gonna getta 'shag' tonite!?" ...
Rolling Stones, The: The Rolling Stones: Wembley Stadium, London
Live Review by Steven Wells, NME, July 1990
AS THE Stones plodded through crap recent album track after crap recent album track we became restless. We started shouting abuse at the fans. They ...
Seven Year Bitch: Smashed!, Islington, London
Live Review by Steven Wells, NME, February 1993
BOYS ARE BORING. The tedious parade of middle-class white males desperately trying to persuade us that they 'hurt', that they 'suffer' ...YAWNO YAWNO! But listen ...
Sex Pistols, The: The Sex Pistols: Crystal Palace Sports Centre, London
Live Review by Steven Wells, NME, August 2002
We Might As Well Be Proud Of Them ...
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, February 2001
He's boombastic, totally fantastic, he'll do anything for love but he won't do that. Re-introducing Shaggy, the '90s pop dancehall king whose rude rhymes are ...
Silverfish: Acid Louse Revival
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, February 1992
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, punk rock and sex. SILVERFISH have snogged everyone in pop music, and dreamt that they've snogged everyone else. STEVEN WELLS ...
Sleater Kinney: Sleater-Kinney: The Hot Rock
Review by Steven Wells, NME, February 1999
The Ember Strikes Back ...
T'Pau: Crystal Tipps, Kicks to Kill
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, March 1988
All hail t'purveyors of t'power and t'glory that is T'PAU. STEVEN WELLS meets up with Caz Decker in Berlin. Swoon. ...
Underworld: The Rocket, London
Live Review by Steven Wells, NME, June 1998
WE GOT NO 'Born Slippy' with its killer "lager lager lager" chorus tonight because sensitive artist Darren Emerson is "fucked off with it". Well excuse ...
List of genre pieces
Cynthia Plastercaster: This Woman Has Handled The Biggest Things In Rock
Interview by Steven Wells, NME, July 1989
Twenty years ago The Plastercasters of Chicago were the most infamous groupies in America. Now, hardened professional CYNTHIA PLASTERCASTER is back with tales of naked ...
Groupies: Stars In Their Thighs
Report and Interview by Steven Wells, David Quantick, NME, March 1992
NME'S LOOK AT THE THINGS THAT GO HUMP IN THE NIGHT ...
Why Great Footballers Like Really Crap Music
Essay by Steven Wells, Guardian Unlimited, March 2003
WITH ALL THE current hoo-hah about how all gun crime in the UK is obviously caused by listening to gangsta chaps rapping about ho's and ...
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