Blondie: Blondie (Private Stock)
Robot A. Hull, Creem, April 1977
THIS BLONDIE SURE AINT NO BUMSTEAD! MORE MUSTARD THAN ANY DAGWOOD SANDWICH! Alright, all yall lokul yokuls out there in hickland splittin yer sides at the NEW YORK WHATS HAPPENIN ROCK SCENE, its time to cough up some apologies cause Blondie is tuff enuff to please (skyrockets blast in festivity as Blondies name pierces the dark shadows with a neon glow, melting the wasted vinyl glutting the veins of anesthetized teendroids!!) Blondie saves the day, ya goobers.
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