Brother Beyond: What's it Really Like Being a Pop Star?
William Shaw, Smash Hits, 11 January 1989
Oh, being a pop star is such hard work. You've got to get up at six in the morning and sit in a draughty warehouse for 17 hours and have girlies "man"-handle one's regions and then be served a miniscule guinea fowl breast when one is ravenous. "A glamorous life? Prthrtrhrt!" snort Brother Beyond. William Shaw blubs into a hanky...
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