Danzig: Selinas, Sydney
Clinton Walker, Rolling Stone (Australia), October 1993
I HAVE ALWAYS equated working out with dullardry. Body-builder Glen Danzig is not as scary as he likes he think he is, but that doesn't mean to say his band isn't any good. His band is great. It would be even better if Glen's threat was real, if he had the necessary intelligence or equally the stupidity that makes for real danger, or if he was possessed of the slightest sense of irony about what he's doing. But since Danzig boasts none of these qualities, they must be taken at face value.
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