Earth, Wind & Fire: I Am (ARC/Columbia); Teddy Pendergrass: Teddy (Philadelphia International)
Robot A. Hull, Creem, September 1979
Dear brothers and sisters: If you are interested in being a part of the Universal Community of Mellow Truth, sip a glass of wine and please pay attention. In order to qualify, first, one should possess the ability to stay stoned and party indefinitely; second, one must intuitively sense the subtleties of black MOR R&B.
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