Jason & Kylie: Awwww... Kissy-Kissy!!... JD ♥ KM... Coo-ee!!... Yes Dear...
Chris Heath, Smash Hits, 30 November 1988
Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue, eh? It's the kiss-up of the century, the romance of the millennium, is it not? "Er, no actually, we're really, ahem, just good friends," they splutter to Chris "Cupid" Heath...
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