Patti Smith: Radio Ethiopia
Charles Shaar Murray, NME, 23 October 1976
NOW HERE'S what you do for openers. You get someone to blindfold you, put boxing gloves on your hands, tie a maddened rhino to your left foot and a pregnant elephant to your right and then sit you backwards on a 750cc Harley opened all the way up.
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