The Fantastic Fanny!
uncredited writer, Cream, January 1972
THESE days, everyones got Fanny on their minds. "What little yummies!" drooled Frendz. "Although the bass and drums are together if a little lightweight, the guitar and keyboards are strictly Mickey Mouse," sneered Mick Farren in IT. "Fanny are fine and funky, and whats finer than a funky fanny?" proclaimed Ink.
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