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The Family Plan Of The Latter-Day Osmonds

Tom Nolan, Rolling Stone, 11 March 1976

The Wizards who Live in the Land of Os
Worship their God and Obey the Laws
Wear Ice Cream Suits without Bulges or Flaws
And Smile with the Greatest Teeth since Jaws

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