Eighth Wonder: Lookin' The Way You Like And Likin' The Way You Look
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 23 March 1988
... the Patsy Kensit way (i.e. wrestling with bits of steel "piping", scoffing plenty of bubble-gum (?) and being booted out of the school netball team (??)...)
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