Flying Burrito Brothers: Sneeky Pete And The Return Of The Flying Journeymen
Chas de Whalley, Sounds, 16 October 1976
"ASK THEM abouta da name. They gotta no right to use it!"
Don't worry, friends, my esteemed Italian colleague doesn't really speak like that, and his hands rarely imitate the gestures of his impassioned race.
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