George Clinton: You Shouldn't-Nuf Bit Fish (Capitol)
J. Kordosh, Creem, May 1984
I LIKE FISHING almost as much as I like music. Dealing with dumb, slimy creatures can get to be a way of life. George Clinton likes to fish, too, but he's more into the deep-sea variety. He knows hooks a lot better than I do, but one thing I know is when to throw 'em back. I almost always throw 'em back. George doesn't.
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