Hello Trees, Hello Sun, Hello Flowers, Hello Yazz!!
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 25 January 1989
There's lentils in the air, readers, as Yazz delves into her "cosmic" psyche and tells us we should love ourselves and that our voices are on the moon and that she used to be an Australian aborigine in a previous life. Sylvia Patterson says absolutely nothing!
Total word count of piece: 1976