J. Geils Band: "All The Kids Get Turned Into Peanut Butter"
John Swenson, Crawdaddy!, December 1972
It wasn't Flash Gordon and Doctor Zharkov descending from the spaced ship, but rather the leering members of The J. Geils Band setting foot on Bronx soil, ready for another run for fun on the blues train.
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