LL Cool J: G.O.A.T.
Miles Marshall Lewis, L.A. Weekly, 20 December 2000
YOUR MOUTH IS contorted into a G. Dubya-worthy smirk. Your mind is flooded with the sights and scents of your adolescence: your senior prom, that dash through the girls' locker room, cutting class to swig a 40-ounce Private Stock on your first brew run. In your hands is the latest album from 15-year veteran L.L. Cool J – G.O.A.T. Featuring James T. Smith: The Greatest of All Time.
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