Michael Jackson: The Bubbles Story!
Chris Heath, Smash Hits, 24 February 1988
Michael Jackson, eh listeners? He's a bit of a rum dude who never talks to anybody in his weeny, whisperish "voice". Except, that is, to his chimpanzee. Not just any chimpanzee — but the most famous chimpanzee in the history of pop music ever and so, for the first time anywhere in the known stratosphere, we present... the Bubbles Story!
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