Motörhead: Bomber (Bronze BRON523)
Jim Green, Trouser Press, March 1980
LISSEN, HOW the b'jeezus can these guys be considered hip by anyone besides a Hell's Angel (and an English one at that)? I mean, look at 'em: they got fuzz on their faces, and long, stringy hair on their heads. Strictly for the unwashed and slightly dazed crowd, right? Patches on their jeans? Faugh! And how can ya tell them apart from Uncle Fred Nugent or the rest of that heavy metal racket, hey?
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