Oh no! Hide your hairspray, mother! It's... Roxette!
Siân Pattenden, Smash Hits, 27 June 1990
They may look like two solemn foreign persons with debatable hairdos but ROXETTE are, in fact, incredibly rich and famous pop heroes across the globe. Stand by for a strange tale of Swedish folk songs (?), Abba (??) and roe-deer souffle (???). "I think I'll stick with the smorgasbord, thanks," pipes SIÂN PATTENDEN...
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