Schoolly D: Am I Black Enough For You? (Jive LP only)
Dele Fadele, New Musical Express, 2 September 1989
SOMETHING'S CREPT up the stairwell and shat on your perfectly-formed oriental rug. Schoolly D has just moved in, and, as the old adage says, your lawn has just died. You'll have to call in an exorcist.
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